I’ve got a friend and they mean a lot to me.
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thanks for coming to jazz night, here for us tonight is the new jazz sensation, we have;
mario, on violin
toad, on maracas
donkey kong, playing the bongos
our pal yoshi, on bass
and last but certainly not least;
koopa troopa koopa, on sax for us tonight
u readin this?
u a princess.
i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein