mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

mayor-jasmine:

plaid-monkey:

You garden is quite lovely. It would be a shame if something were to… happen to it…

is this animal crossing

blink-182 lyrics + snapchat

jusblaz:

R   W   B   Y

caseyanthonyofficial:

When your girlfriend tries to hold your hand before marriage

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bussykiller:

WHEN YOUR CRUSH GIVES YOU A CUTE NICKNAME 

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the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

aquato:

getting a note on a super old post

zubat:    [dog voice] oof

colossal-sweat:

walking out of a bathroom with no hand dryers like

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crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

crash-has-twinkletoes:

foodchewer:

i don’t think she can change her mind

she said yes but her finger said no

queendecuisine:

Me.
toastradamus:

You. Phone Home. Now.

toastradamus:

You. Phone Home. Now.